Multiple people (okay, two) have asked me recently how Juniper’s diet is coming. I know it’s been a while since I’ve posted an update, and I do apologize – you must all be dying for news! Well here it is: Juniper is still fat.

Does this windowsill make my butt look big?
Okay, the camera angle in that picture might be a little deceptive, but it was too funny not to share. Look how small her head looks! This next photo, though, is deadly serious:

A cry for help?
We had another weigh-in yesterday, and she’s still right around 11 lbs. There was a momentary hush when Matthew announced that our combined weight was 4 lbs. lighter than last time, but apparently that was all me. To be fair, Juniper may in fact have lost (or gained) a similar percentage of her body weight, but the CVS scale isn’t sensitive enough to detect that.
I have to admit that so far, Junie’s diet is showing a discouraging lack of results, but I’m not giving up. In fact, I have a plan, a plan with multiple (more than two!) prongs. I was going to tell you all about it, but first I have to finish my taxes. Stupid taxes.
Stay tuned!
April 14, 2009 at 1:01 am |
Oh my gosh, Blynken is in the same pose as in the bottom picture! Just as I’m reading this!
April 14, 2009 at 1:48 am |
It’s a classic
April 14, 2009 at 6:53 pm |
HA!
April 14, 2009 at 7:14 pm |
junie got back!
(at least in the first picture)
April 21, 2009 at 3:31 am |
Last night on TV there was this guy who used to weight 1200 lbs, but then he lost 360 lbs. So he still weighed a lot, but he also LOST LIKE TWO PEOPLE’S WORTH OF WEIGHT! Whuut.