Week 9: Juniper is still fat

Multiple people (okay, two) have asked me recently how Juniper’s diet is coming. I know it’s been a while since I’ve posted an update, and I do apologize – you must all be dying for news! Well here it is: Juniper is still fat.

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Does this windowsill make my butt look big?

Okay, the camera angle in that picture might be a little deceptive, but it was too funny not to share. Look how small her head looks! This next photo, though, is deadly serious:

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A cry for help?

We had another weigh-in yesterday, and she’s still right around 11 lbs. There was a momentary hush when Matthew announced that our combined weight was 4 lbs. lighter than last time, but apparently that was all me. To be fair, Juniper may in fact have lost (or gained) a similar percentage of her body weight, but the CVS scale isn’t sensitive enough to detect that.

I have to admit that so far, Junie’s diet is showing a discouraging lack of results, but I’m not giving up. In fact, I have a plan, a plan with multiple (more than two!) prongs. I was going to tell you all about it, but first I have to finish my taxes. Stupid taxes.

Stay tuned!

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5 Responses to “Week 9: Juniper is still fat”

  1. summer Says:

    Oh my gosh, Blynken is in the same pose as in the bottom picture! Just as I’m reading this!

  2. Johanna Says:

    It’s a classic :)

  3. Laura Says:

    HA!

  4. britt Says:

    junie got back!
    (at least in the first picture)

  5. mollyschoemann Says:

    Last night on TV there was this guy who used to weight 1200 lbs, but then he lost 360 lbs. So he still weighed a lot, but he also LOST LIKE TWO PEOPLE’S WORTH OF WEIGHT! Whuut.

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